From writer/director Judd Apatow (The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up) comes his next film, FUNNY PEOPLE. Starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen and OPENS NATIONWIDE JULY 31. Enter below to win passes for you and a guest for FUNNY PEOPLE.
Screening will be held on Tuesday, July 28 at AMC Town Center 20 at 7:30 pm.
To win the passes, we would like you to give us your best funny quote from a movie. Contest ends on July 26.
You will be notified and receive your passes via email. Bring the pass and arrive early! Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis. Passes do not guarantee seating. Theater is overbooked to ensure capacity.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Winners randomly selected. Limit one pass per entry. Pass admits two.
“Jules: You scratch our back and we’ll scratch yours. Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back Jules, is that it’s located on my cock.” -Superbad –Simon Hausner
The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.-Mystery Men-Richard Lengsavath
“Bring me a shrubbery!”-Monty Python and the Holy Grail-Tom Helton
Egbert Sousé: Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. How would you like something better for ten cents a share? If five gets ya ten, ten’ll get ya twenty. A beautiful home in the country, upstairs and down. Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother’s paisley shawl.
Og Oggilby: Beer?
Egbert Sousé: Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar, dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, “Sign here on the dotted line.” And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa.-W.C.Fields in The Bank Dick (1940)-Todd Miller
“Take off my Van Halen T-shirt before you jink the band..”-The Wedding Singer-Annette Crate
there is no reason to be alarmed we hope you enjoy your flight….by the way does anyone know how to fly a plane?-AIRPLANE is the movie!!!-Edwina Tate
If i am not back in five minutes….wait longer!!!-ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE is the movie!!!-Richard Tate
you might of seen a housefly maybe even a superfly but i bet you have never seen a donkey fly!!!-SHREK is the movie!!!-Cheryl Kitterman
do you prefer margaret or satan’s mistress?-THE PROPOSAL is the movie!!!!-William Haynes
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.-Airplane-Jennifer VonFeldt
“Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping God across the face.”-Superbad-Christina VonFeldt
“Nobody fucks with the Jesus!” from The Big Lebowski-Jason Curttright
Robin Hood: I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I’m not supposed to lose. Let me see the script. -Robin Hood Men In Tights-Patrick Inlow
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.-Knocked Up-Fred Pellerito
I’m a doctor, not a physicist. Bones McCoy- STAR TREK 2009-John Platt
our pets heads are falling off- Dumb and Dumber- Penny Cotsworth
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.”
Igor: “What hump?”
From Young Frankenstein-Jon Daily
You sho is ugly-Color Purple-Juan Garcia
Cool beans Cool beans cooooollllll beans beans-Hot Rod-Max Garcia
“I didn’t lose my job. It’s not like “Whoops! Where did my job go?” I quit.” Lester Burnham, American Beauty-Jeff Marsh
“I take two bearclaws and get them lodged ˆright hereˆ” Tommy Boy-Shelley Cottton
“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.” – The Big Lebowski-Ryan Maitland
“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.” – Lloyd Dobler, “Say Anything”-Laurie Sorenson