Say what you will about Michael Bay. The dude practically specializes in ‘splosions and cinematic military porn. But we all know that. But after all, he DID create Bad Boys II, which is the greatest action movie ever. And now that he’s momentarily moved on from making shitty robot movies, he’s decided to grace us with this muscled up shot of testosterone known as Pain and Gain. Seriously, this looks ridiculous. And so good. Do you see how freaking beefed up Marky Mark is?! Good lord. Plus if you’re not sold on the film from the ridiculousness of that shot of Wahlberg doing pull ups off of a diving board, than I just don’t know what to tell you.
Check out the Red Band trailer (NSFW, dude!) below.
Pain and Gain stars Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Ken Jeong, Ed Harris, and Anthony Mackie and rips into theaters on April 26.
By Richard Pepper